Saturday, January 12, 2008

º Blame on failed students?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Boring Lecture

Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
TV
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Melting
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE..
Sleepy
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days.
Swinging 2
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) -means 30days.
Munchy
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days.
Gossip
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Cheater
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40 days.
Presents
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Sneezy
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
Movie Theater
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Make A Wish
Balance = 0

How can a student pass ?????

Teacher Teacher 2

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