Wednesday, December 31, 2008

º Newly Defined Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated By feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Sunday, December 21, 2008

º Direct Run Command in Window

The run option of Start menu is used to run a program or to open a document directly. If you do not know the exact location of the program or document then click on Start button to open

Run and type the programs shortcut name to open it directly.

Run Commands

Appwiz.cpl -- Used to run Add/Remove wizard

Calc -- Calculator

Cfgwiz32 -- ISDN Configuration Wizard

Charmap -- Character Map

Chkdisk -- Repair damaged files

Cleanmgr -- Cleans up hard drives

Clipbrd -- Windows Clipboard viewer

Control -- Displays Control Panel

Cmd -- Opens a new Command Window

Control mouse -- Used to control mouse properties

Dcomcnfg -- DCOM user security

Debug -- Assembly language programming tool

Defrag -- Defragmentation tool

Drwatson -- Records programs crash & snapshots

Dxdiag -- DirectX Diagnostic Utility

Explorer -- Windows Explorer

Fontview -- Graphical font viewer

Fsmgmt.msc -- Used to open shared folders

Firewall.cpl -- Used to configure windows firewall

Ftp - FTP.exe program

Hostname -- Returns Computer's name

Hdwwiz.cpl -- Used to run Add Hardware wizard

Ipconfig -- Displays IP configuration for all network adapters

Logoff -- Used to logoff the computer

MMC -- Microsoft Management Console

Msconfig -- Configuration to edit startup files

Mstsc -- Used to access remote desktop

Mrc -- Malicious Software Removal Tool

Msinfo32 -- Microsoft System Information Utility

Nbtstat -- Displays stats and current connections using NetBIOS over TCP/IP

Netstat -- Displays all active network connections

Nslookup -- Returns your local DNS server

Osk --- Used to access on screen keyboard

Perfmon.msc -- Used to configure the performance of Monitor.

Ping -- Sends data to a specified host/IP

Powercfg.cpl -- Used to configure power option

Regedit -- Registry Editor

Regwiz -- Registration wizard

Sfc /scannow -- System File Checker

Sndrec32 -- Sound Recorder

Shutdown -- Used to shutdown the windows

Spider -- Used to open spider solitaire card game

Sfc / scannow -- Used to run system file checker utility.

Sndvol32 -- Volume control for soundcard

Sysedit -- Edit system startup files

Taskmgr -- Task manager

Telephon.cpl -- Used to configure modem options.

Telnet -- Telnet program

Tracert -- Traces and displays all paths required to reach an Internet host

Winchat -- Used to chat with Microsoft

Wmplayer -- Used to run Windows Media player

Wab -- Used to open Windows address Book.

WinWord -- Used to open Microsoft word

Winipcfg -- Displays IP configuration

Winver -- Used to check Windows Version

Wupdmgr -- Takes you to Microsoft Windows Update

Write -- Used to open WordPad

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

º When you're feeling low...

Sometimes when you're feeling low...You can get all dressed up...Find yourself a hunk...Go out for a drink... ...or some can hit the beach... Or have a pajama-party!But when times get really tough... can always count on family......and friends like ME!HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

º Gull Arts