º All about an Ah Beng (Bro in Malay) life

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police:
'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police : 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher : 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

º A Friend @ Heart

Give this heart to everyone you don't want to loseA sharp tongue can cut my own throat.If I want my dreams to come true, I mustn't oversleep.Of all the things I wear, my expression is the most important.The best vitamin for making friends.... B1.The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts.The heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge.One thing I can give and still keep... is my word.I lie the loudest when I lie to myself.

If I lack the courage to start, I have already finished.
One thing I can't recycle is wasted time.Ideas won't work unless ' I ' do.My mind is like a parachute... It functions only when open.The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what I might have been.Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back. Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've let them fly away. Sometimes we are so caught up in who's right and who's wrong that we forget what's right and wrong. Sometimes we just don't realize what real friendship means until it is too late. I don't want to let that happen so I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.Thank you for being a part of my life,
whether you were a reason, a season, or a lifetime.

º Roses for you all

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!
One Rose for Long Friendship
One Rose for Unconditional Love
One Rose For Financial Wealth
One for Everlasting Happiness
One for Success
One for Knowledge
One for Beauty, inner and outer
One for Family
One for Honesty
And the last one for a long and healthly life
Here's for your friend!

º Zodiac Sun Signs

Aries (Mar 21 ~ Apr 19)

Taurus (Apr 20 ~ May 20)

Gemini (May 21 ~ Jun 21)

Cancer (Jun 22 ~ Jul 22)

Leo (Jul 23 ~ Aug 22)

Virgo (Aug 23 ~ Sep 22)

Libra (Sep 23 ~ Oct 22)

Scorpius (Oct 23 ~ Nov 21)

Sagittarius (Nov 22 ~ Dec 21)

Capricornus (Dec 22 ~ Jan 19)

Aquarius (Jan 20 ~ Feb 18)

Pisces (Feb 19 ~ Mar 20)