º Reason why never visit rich people

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:

Host: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Me: "Tea please"

Host: "Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"

Me: "Ceylontea"

Host: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Me: "White"

Host: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Me : "With milk."

Host: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Me: "With cow milk please."

Host: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Me: "Uhmm. I will take it black."

Host: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Me: "With sugar"

Host:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Me: "Cane sugar"

Host:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Me: "Walau! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Host: "Mineral water or still water?"

Me: "Mineral water"

Host: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Me: "Gee! I give up just forget about everything."