º Singapore bad economic

Joke or once upon a time ;-)

An NUS graduate found great difficulty in getting a job in Singapore.

He finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.

"What to do? It's better to work like this than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself.

So since that day, the NUS grad started work acting as a monkey. He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew and eat bananas. He has to climb trees too and jump from one to another to attract visitors. The zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the increase in visitors.

Even SM Lee wanted to see the super 'smart' monkey in the world.

Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees. He fell down into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God....I'm dying...now" he thought, as a hungry looking crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.
In the middle of his struggle, he suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend...I'm from NTU."