º Men's Logic

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said:
"Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said:
"What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"