WELCOME TO AIR INDIA!
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL ( Boniface )
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board Air India. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!
Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us. It is with pleasure, I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on the passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw.For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin in only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIR INDIA!
Believe in yourself
Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes
Give lots of kisses
Laugh often
Study hard
Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number
Always try to see the glass half full
Meet new people, even if they look different to you
Remain Calm. . even when it seems hopeless
Take lots of naps..
Don't waste food
Take an occasional risk
RELAX
Try to have a little fun each day....it's important
Work together as a team
Share a joke with friends
Fall in love with someone..
...and say "I love you" often
Express yourself creatively
Be conscious of your appearance
Always be up for surprises
Love someone with all of your heart
Share with friends
Watch your step
It will get better
There is always someone who loves you more than you know
