Monday, January 7, 2008

º Power of Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Be great at punctuation!!

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

º Mobile Origin & Made in

Would like to know if your mobile is original or not?!!
Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile quipment identity number appears check the 7th and 8th numbers

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 101112131415
Phone serial no x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that means
it was assembled in the Emirates which is very Bad quality


IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that means
it was manufactured in Germany which is not bad

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that means
it's manufactured in Finland which is Good

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that means
itwas manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality...

IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that means
itwas assembled in Azerbaijan which is very poor quality and potentially very dangerous to your health!!!

º MONEY

With Money
有了錢
You can buy a house but not a home
你可以買樓, 但不可以買到一個家

With Money
有了錢
You can buy a clock but
not time
你可以時鐘, 但不可以買到時間

With Money
有了錢
You can buy a bed but
not sleep
你可以買一張床, 但不可以買到充足的睡眠

With Money
有了錢
You can buy a book but
not knowledge
你可以一本書, 但不可以買到知識

With Money
有了錢
You can see a doctor but not good health
你可以買到醫療服務, 但不可以買到健康

With Money
有了錢
You can buy a position but
not respect
你可以買到地位, 但不可以買到尊重

With Money
有了錢
You can buy blood but
not life
你可以買到血液, 但不可以買到生命

With Money
有了錢
You can buy sex but
not love
你可以買性, 但不可以買到愛