º Tough Life in Singapore

Life is Tough in Singapore.... Chin Kang Kor.....!
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System(MAS) , you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA);
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB);
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you ;
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the road.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
or get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA) !!!

º Microsoft Word Funny Hard Code

Try it, it actually works!!!!!

Bill Gates still doesn't know why it happens, it was made by a Brazilian, just test it....
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Open Microsoft Word and type:

=rand (200,99)

and then hit ENTER

Funny, isn't it?

º Who is rich & Who is poor

One day
The father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.


On their return from their trip, the father asked his son
How was the trip?
It was great, Dad.
Did you see how poor people live? the father asked.
Oh yeah, said the son.
So, tell me, what you learned from the trip? asked the father.

The son answered:
I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end… …We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond
…We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them.

The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added,
Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are..

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?
Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have

Appreciate every single thing you have!

Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation..